tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43021556299112023952012-02-16T01:34:33.673-08:00OsamaDiaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00293484760391463469noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4302155629911202395.post-74519684007225833442011-05-03T17:29:00.001-07:002011-05-03T17:29:41.752-07:00<div class="mbl notesBlogText clearfix"><div>They haven't released much yet because I'm sure there is some important intelligence in it, but here's one entry from the diary they found in the raid on Osama's compound.<br /><br /><em>August 16, 2008</em><br /><br /><em>Dear Diary:</em><br /><br /><em>Well, staying in tonight….again. I have to be honest..being cooped up in this compound for the last few years is starting to get to me. I have already watched all of the streaming comedy movies on Netflix and I find my big debates these days are “Do I go for romance or drama next?” Romance has the “Steamy Romance” section so I’m thinking that’s probably where I’ll go :) It's pissing me off though because the courier just bought this new receiver and I can't get the audio to play. The video plays but no audio. You have to be an electrical engineer to work any of these damn electronics these days.</em><br /><br /><em>I did get quite a bit of work done today on my pre-teen book, “Dear Allah, it’s me, Osama.” I feel like the 12-15 year old Muslim male segment has been underserved over the last several years and it’s about time someone did something about it.</em><br /><br /><em>Me and the 3rd wife got in a fight again today. She’s pissed because I’m really bad at separating the trash before we go and burn it in the yard. I always forget which kind of plastic you can and can’t burn though. It’s bullshit…why don’t they just use the same plastic for everything. Anyhow, thank Allah I'm able to keep a few other wives around. </em><br /><br /><em>You know, even though I hate Jews, I’m starting to identify with Anne Frank quite a bit. Maybe that’s the work on the book talking, maybe that’s just the delirium of the monotony I’m experiencing, or maybe it’s my bitch ass 3rd wife but I guess there are common elements to the struggle of every human. Even if they are a dirty heathen.</em><br /><br /><em>I guess that’s it for now. See you tomorrow diary.</em><br /><br /><em>OBL</em></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4302155629911202395-7451968400722583344?l=osamadiary.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>OsamaDiaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00293484760391463469noreply@blogger.com0